A magician comes to a seniors' home for entertainment afternoon: "Aaaaand? Is everybody heeere?"
Seniors, enthusiastically, "Yeaaaah!"
Magician, winking, "But not for looooong.....!"
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A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, “I want to call my little baby Ellie.”
Nurse replies, “I’m sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?”
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Sometimes, it's not the song that makes you emotional, it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
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Its very easy to say "Busy" when someone needs you, But its very painful to hear "Busy" when you need someone.
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People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons.
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Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
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Your emotions trouble you only in those things which you call yours.
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Don't make a permanent decision for your temporary emotion.
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Never build your emotional life on the weaknesses of others.
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Sometimes we forgive people who don't even deserve it.
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